natasha romanoff + full body shots

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

(Source: tooshas)

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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr)

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thelifeandtimesofdestiel:

ladyluck1990:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chaos-inc:

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD

Voting is the leading cause of homosexuality I voted and the very next day I started fucking girls

Hey Jane Lynch is telling us to vote…I think we should do what the lovely lesbian tells us to do :) 

Although I’m not registered to vote O_O but still…Jane Lynch

Yep. Here in America, voting gives you homosexual tendencies. I remember going to the voting booth and being scared of the guys coming out with scarves and Liberace’s homo accent and the women coming out in flannel. They were completely normal going in.

I went into the booth, and there was a button that said, simply, VOTE in all caps. I pressed it and all of a sudden I was more fabulous than RuPaul. Someone ripped off my clothes and dressed me in the style of the gay and another injected me with this pink goo. Now I suck cock and get laid more often than I did before I voted!

GO VOTE EVERYONE 10/10 A++ WOULD RECOMMEND!

(Source: catbushandludicrous)

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker)

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king-of-aces:

pumpkintears:

Just a pinch of black food coloring gel in a regular candy apple recipe and you get perfection.
#perfect poison apples

It’ll have people wondering

king-of-aces:

pumpkintears:

Just a pinch of black food coloring gel in a regular candy apple recipe and you get perfection.

#perfect poison apples

It’ll have people wondering

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condesces:

what i’m talking about re: gaslighting is

  • the denial of someone’s perception of reality as true
  • the denial of someone’s experiences as meaningful
  • the denial of someone’s experiences as legitimate

all of these things equate to “what you experienced didn’t really happen as you perceived it, and my perception is more true than yours, and you should listen to me instead of trusting your own experiences”

and that is gaslighting

and that is abuse

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

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Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.

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I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.
I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via needled)

(Source: dollpoetry)

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano)

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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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