natasha romanoff + full body shots
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
OH MY GOD
IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD
Voting is the leading cause of homosexuality I voted and the very next day I started fucking girls
Hey Jane Lynch is telling us to vote…I think we should do what the lovely lesbian tells us to do :)
Although I’m not registered to vote O_O but still…Jane Lynch
Yep. Here in America, voting gives you homosexual tendencies. I remember going to the voting booth and being scared of the guys coming out with scarves and Liberace’s homo accent and the women coming out in flannel. They were completely normal going in.
I went into the booth, and there was a button that said, simply, VOTE in all caps. I pressed it and all of a sudden I was more fabulous than RuPaul. Someone ripped off my clothes and dressed me in the style of the gay and another injected me with this pink goo. Now I suck cock and get laid more often than I did before I voted!
GO VOTE EVERYONE 10/10 A++ WOULD RECOMMEND!
what i’m talking about re: gaslighting is
- the denial of someone’s perception of reality as true
- the denial of someone’s experiences as meaningful
- the denial of someone’s experiences as legitimate
all of these things equate to “what you experienced didn’t really happen as you perceived it, and my perception is more true than yours, and you should listen to me instead of trusting your own experiences”
and that is gaslighting
and that is abuse
Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.